Menu
Open 24 hrs
We are available for catering and private parties. For information, ask your server or call our offices at (210) 224-9051.
¡Please don't feed the birds!
Botanas
CHILE CON QUESO | 8.49
A mild melted cheese dip with tomatoes, onions and peppers
GUACAMOLE & CHIPS | 9.49
Mashed avocado with tomato, cilantro, limes, and chips
THE DOUBLE DIP | 15.49
A plate with one bowl of chile con queso and one bowl of guacamole
NACHOS TRADICIONALES | 11.59
8 bean and cheese nachos served with a side of guacamole
Add grilled beef fajita, grilled chicken fajita or a combo.............. add'l 2.89
Platos Tejanos
ESPECIAL DE SALTILLO | 13.99
Beef enchilada, cheese enchilada, and a crispy beef taco served with rice and refried beans.
QUESADILLA
Large flour tortilla filled with cheese and your choice of grilled chicken or grilled beef fajita; served with a side of guacamole and sour cream.
Cheese 11.99 | Grilled Chicken, grilled beef or Combo 14.99
EL ALAMO | 12.49
1 Cheese enchilada, 1 crispy beef taco served with refried beans and rice.
The Lighter Side
TACO SALAD | 12.99
Served with guacamole, pico de gallo, sour cream and cheese
with your choice of grilled chicken or grilled beef.....................14.99
CHALUPAS COMPUESTAS | 12.49
2 Chalupas with refried beans, your choice of shredded chicken or ground beef, lettuce, tomato, and cheese, served with guacamole and sour cream.
CHALUPAS DE GUACAMOLE | 12.49
2 Guacamole chalupas, lettuce, tomato, cheese and pico de gallo.
ENCHILADAS DE CALABACITA | 12.99
2 calabacita enchiladas served with black beans and potatoes.
BURRITO DE CALABACITA | 13.29
A large flour tortilla filled with calabacita, potatoes and black beans, topped with ranchero sauce and melted cheese, guacamole on side.
Especialidades Tejanas
FAJITA PLATE | 21.49
Choice of grilled chicken, beef or combination, topped with bell peppers and onions served with rice, borracho beans, guacamole, sour cream, cheese and pico de gallo.
TACOS AL CARBON | 15.49
2 Tacos made with succulent cuts of grilled beef, nestled in corn tortillas and served with rice, borracho beans, calabacita, pico de gallo and guacamole
ENCHILADAS TEJANAS
ENCHILADAS DE QUESO | 12.99
2 Cheese enchiladas topped with our enchilada sauce and cheese.
ENCHILADAS RANCHERAS | 13.49
2 Chicken enchiladas topped with our ranchero sauce, cheese, served with rice and refried beans.
ENCHILADAS DE CARNE | 13.49
2 Ground beef enchiladas topped with our enchilada sauce, cheese, served with rice and refried beans.
ENCHILADAS VERDES | 13.49
2 Chicken enchiladas topped with tomatillo sauce, cheese, sour cream, served with rice and refried beans.
TACOS Y BURRITOS
ROLLED BEEF TACOS (TEXAS STYLE) | 12.49
2 Rolled corn tacos filled with ground beef covered with ranchero sauce served with lettuce, tomato, rice, and refried beans.
ROLLED CHICKEN TACOS (TEXAS STYLE) | 12.49
2 Rolled corn tacos with shredded chicken covered with ranchero sauce served with lettuce, tomato, rice, and refried beans.
CRISPY TACO PLATE | 12.49
2 Ground beef or shredded chicken tacos served with lettuce, tomato, rice, and refried beans.
EL CHOLO LOCO | 33.99
Giant burrito with rice, beans, shredded chicken or ground beef, topped with enchilada sauce and cheese. If you finish ALL of the burrito by YOURSELF in 30 minutes or less, then IT’S FREE ! !
Warning: This challenge is NOT for the faint of heart. You order it, you bought it!
BURRITO DEL RIO | 13.99
Filled with ground beef, beans, rice and topped with enchilada sauce and cheese.
BURRITO GIGANTE | 12.99
Filled with shredded chicken, beans, rice, and topped with enchilada sauce and cheese.
PARA LOS NINOS
CHEESEBURGER | 7.99
Served with fries.
CHEESE ENCHILADA | 7.99
Served with rice and refried beans.
CRISPY BEEF TACO | 7.99
Served with rice and refired beans.
CHICKEN TENDERS | 7.99
2 fried chicken tenders served with fries.
DESSERTS
SOPAPILLAS | 5.99
5 Mexican-style cinnamon beignets served with honey.
FLAN HEROICO | 6.99
A luscious, smooth cream cheese flan with caramel and sugared pecans.
KANGAROO COURT CHEESECAKE | 7.99
“World Famous since 1968”
SHOTS
MEXICAN CANDY
Tequila, watermelon liqueur and sweet and sour mix - $6.00
BIRTHDAY CAKE
UV Cake Vodka, raspberry schnapps, and pineapple juice - $6.00
UPSIDE-DOWN PINEAPPLE CAKE
UV Cakde vodka, Pineapple juice - $6.00
DIRTY AND FLIRTY
Vodka, peach liqueur and craberry juice - $6.00
EL PEPINO ORIGINAL
Cucumber vodka, sprite and sweet and sour mix - $7.00
JAGER BOMB
Jagermiester dropped in energy drink - $7.00
VEGAS BOMB
Butterscotch, Crown and energy drink - $7.00
BESITOS
Rum, melon liqueur, sweet and sour mix and grenadine - $6.00
COFFEES AND CREAMS - AFTER DINNER
WHITE RUSSIAN | $7.00
Vodka, Kahlua, and cream - 10oz
ORIGINAL COFFEE ROYAL | $7.00
Coffee, Irish Cream, and whipped cream - 10oz
IRISH COFFEE | $7.00
Irish Whiskey, hot coffee topped, and whipped cream - 10oz
MEXICAN COFFEE | $7.00
Kahlua, hot coffee, and whipped cream - 10oz
COCKTAILS:
MALIBU PUNCH | $7.50
Malibu rum, pineapple juice, grenadine with a splach of orange juice - 12oz
BLUE HAWAIIAN | $7.00
Rum, Blue Curacao, pineapple juice and a splash of coconut cream - 12oz
ACAPULCO SAND | $7.50
Horchata with Kahlua and Rum - 12 oz
THE FIRECRACKER | $7.50
Cucumber vodka, Watermelon liqueur and sweet and sour mix - 12oz
SHARK ATTACK | $7.00
Tequila, rum, pineapple and orange juice with a splash of grenadine - 12oz
NINJA TURTLE | $7.50
Malibu RUm, Melon Liqueur and pineapple juice - 12oz
CUCUMBER COOLER | 7.50
Cucumber Vodka, Sprite and sweet and sour mix - 12oz
PEACHY KEEN | $7.50
Rum, peach liqueur, strawberry and sweet and souro mix - 12oz
BLOODY MARY | $7.50 / $14.50
Vodka and Zing Zang bloody mary mix - 14oz / 32oz
BEER-RITAS
Enjoy our 32oz house margarita, frozen or on the rocks, with your choice of beer stuck in head first (prices vary). Beer-ritas can be top-shelf, but they are charged as a top-shelf margarita plus beer. Any non-alcoholic flavor can be added to your frozen dos-a-rita for .
DOS-A-RITA
Enjoy our 32oz margarita frozen or on the rocks, with your choice of beer stuck in head first
DAVY CROCKETT
Combine Alamo beer with our frozen margarita and enjoy
TROPICAL CHAMOY
A blend of mango, pineapple, and chamoy with a choice of Dos XX or any other beer
MARIACHI LOCO
Frozen margarita with jarritos pineapple and a float of amaretto liqueur
LA QUINCEANERA
Frozen margarita with jarritos fruit punch and a blue curacao float
BLACK VOLCANO
A uniquely great combination of our Original Margarita and Shiner Black beer
SANTA ANNA
Our Original Margarita with a Mexican Pepsi Bottle and a floater of Seagrams 7
SELENARITA
Our frozen Sangria Margarita and a Corona, for the Queen of Cumbia
STRAWBEERY FIELDS
Our frozen strawberry margarita combined with your choice of beer
CACTUS PATCH
Our frozen Prickly Pear margarita combined with your choice of beer
THE CATALINA
A Peach Schnapps and Blue Curacao mixed frozen margarita combined with your choice of beer
MONTE NEGRO
The bold combination of our Original Margarita and Negro Modelo
ON THE SHELF
House Liquors and Liqueurs: Single: $5.75 / Double: $7.75
Vodka, Rum, Tequila, Whiskey, Bourbon, Gin, Peach, Melon, Amaretto, Raspberry, Blue Curacao, Creme de Menthe, Watermelon
Premium Liquors and Liqueurs: Single: $6.75 / Double: $9.75
TEQUILA: Cuervo Gold, El Jimador Reposado
WHISKEY AND BOURBON:Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Seagram's 7
VODKA: Absolut, Tito's, Effen Cucumber, UV Cake
LIQUEURS:Carolan's Irish Cream, Kahlua, Jagermeister, Fireball
RUM: Bacardi, 151, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Malibu Coconut
GIN: Tanqueray, Bombay Sapphire
Super Premium Liquors and Liqueurs: (Prices Vary)
Patron Silver, Cazadores, Herradura Anejo, 1800 Silver, Don Julio Silver, Sauza Hornitos Reposado, Grey Goose, Crown Royal, Jameson, Buchanan's, Johnny Walker Black, Grand Marnier, Cointreau, Hennessy, Maker's Mark
TRADITIONAL LIME MARGARITAS
Margaritas available frozen or on the rocks. Frozen Top-Sehlf margaritas may come out slushly or appear melted.
Add an extra shot of house tequila to your 14oz margarita for $2
THE ORIGINAL MARGARITA | $9.00 / $16.00
Tequila, triple sec, and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
EL JIMADOR MARGARITA | $10.00 / $19.00
El Jimador Reposado, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
CUERVO RITA | $11.00 / $21.00
Cuervo Gold, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
1800 RITA | $12.00 / $23.00
1800 Silver, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
HORNI RITA | $13.00 / $25.00
Sauza Hornitos Reposado, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
CAZA RITA | $14.00 / $27.00
Cazadores Reposado, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
FLAVORED MARGARITAS
We serve our flavors with our frozen orginal margarita. The restaurant has a no return policy on flavors or floats added to rocks or top-shelf margaritas.
14oz - $9.75 32oz - $18.00
Flavors are as follows: STRAWBERRY • TROPICAL • PRICKLY PEAR • JALAPENO • CHAMOY • SANGRIA • CUCUMBER • BLUE CURACAO • MELON • WATERMELON • PEACH • COCONUT • ITALIAN
DRAFT BEERS
16oz 32oz
LONE STAR: The National Beer of Texas is golden lager - 16oz $4.25 / 32oz $8.00
SHINER BOCK: A great dark Texas beer that is loved by all - 16oz $4.50 / 32oz $8.00
BUD LIGHT: Enjoy a nice cold bud light on draft - 16oz $5.25 / 32oz $9.50
DOS EQUIS LAGER: (Mexico) One of Mexico's best known beers - 16oz $5.25 / 32oz $9.50
TECATE LIGHT: (Mexico) A pale lager con sabor y caracter - 16oz $4.25 / 32oz $8.00
BOTTLED BEERS
Get a shot of house liquor with your bottled beer for $3.00
ALAMO BEER (San Antonio)
This locally brewed golden ale is Hank Hill's favorite - 12oz $5.00
BUD LIGHT
Be yourself and make it a Bud Light - 12oz $5.00
COORS LIGHT
The Silver Bullet - 12oz $4.50
MILLER LITE
Triple hops brewed - 12oz $4.50
MICHELOB ULTRA
A low carb & low calorie light beer - 12oz $5.25
DOS XX (Mexico)
The beer of choice for the most interesting man in the world - 12oz $5.00
CARTA BLANCA (Mexico)
A golden lager that is one of Mexico's beloved beers - 12oz $5.00
CORONA
Miles away from ordinary - 12oz $5.50
TECATE
(Mexico) A pale lager served in the traditional can - 12oz $5.00
SHINER BLACK
A Bohemian style black lager - 12oz $5.00
MODELO ESPECIAL
A crisp, clean, and refreshing lager - 12oz $5.00
NEGRO MODELO
A medium-bodied, rich and toasty dark beer - 12oz $5.00
MICHELADA
Turn any bottled beer to this Mexican favorite. We provide the ice-cold glass, Clamato, limes, Tabasco, and Worcestershire. You mix it to your liking - $2.00
WINE
Red: A lovely smooth and Argentine Malbec - Glass $6.50 / Bottle $25.00
White: A refreshing Chardonnay that will nicely complement your meal - Glass $7.00 / Bottle $27.00
Sangria: Glass $6.50 / Bottle $25.00
CHAMPAGNE: A sparkling wine from California that can be enjoyed on its own or as a mimosa - Glass $7.00 / Bottle $27.00
SHOTS
MEXICAN CANDY
Tequila, watermelon liqueur and sweet and sour mix - $6.00
BIRTHDAY CAKE
UV Cake Vodka, raspberry schnapps, and pineapple juice - $6.00
UPSIDE-DOWN PINEAPPLE CAKE
UV Cakde vodka, Pineapple juice - $6.00
DIRTY AND FLIRTY
Vodka, peach liqueur and craberry juice - $6.00
EL PEPINO ORIGINAL
Cucumber vodka, sprite and sweet and sour mix - $7.00
JAGER BOMB
Jagermiester dropped in energy drink - $7.00
VEGAS BOMB
Butterscotch, Crown and energy drink - $7.00
BESITOS
Rum, melon liqueur, sweet and sour mix and grenadine - $6.00
COFFEES AND CREAMS - AFTER DINNER
WHITE RUSSIAN | $7.00
Vodka, Kahlua, and cream - 10oz
ORIGINAL COFFEE ROYAL | $7.00
Coffee, Irish Cream, and whipped cream - 10oz
IRISH COFFEE | $7.00
Irish Whiskey, hot coffee topped, and whipped cream - 10oz
MEXICAN COFFEE | $7.00
Kahlua, hot coffee, and whipped cream - 10oz
COCKTAILS:
MALIBU PUNCH | $7.50
Malibu rum, pineapple juice, grenadine with a splach of orange juice - 12oz
BLUE HAWAIIAN | $7.00
Rum, Blue Curacao, pineapple juice and a splash of coconut cream - 12oz
ACAPULCO SAND | $7.50
Horchata with Kahlua and Rum - 12 oz
THE FIRECRACKER | $7.50
Cucumber vodka, Watermelon liqueur and sweet and sour mix - 12oz
SHARK ATTACK | $7.00
Tequila, rum, pineapple and orange juice with a splash of grenadine - 12oz
NINJA TURTLE | $7.50
Malibu RUm, Melon Liqueur and pineapple juice - 12oz
CUCUMBER COOLER | 7.50
Cucumber Vodka, Sprite and sweet and sour mix - 12oz
PEACHY KEEN | $7.50
Rum, peach liqueur, strawberry and sweet and souro mix - 12oz
BLOODY MARY | $7.50 / $14.50
Vodka and Zing Zang bloody mary mix - 14oz / 32oz
BEER-RITAS
Enjoy our 32oz house margarita, frozen or on the rocks, with your choice of beer stuck in head first (prices vary). Beer-ritas can be top-shelf, but they are charged as a top-shelf margarita plus beer. Any non-alcoholic flavor can be added to your frozen dos-a-rita for .
DOS-A-RITA
Enjoy our 32oz margarita frozen or on the rocks, with your choice of beer stuck in head first
DAVY CROCKETT
Combine Alamo beer with our frozen margarita and enjoy
TROPICAL CHAMOY
A blend of mango, pineapple, and chamoy with a choice of Dos XX or any other beer
MARIACHI LOCO
Frozen margarita with jarritos pineapple and a float of amaretto liqueur
LA QUINCEANERA
Frozen margarita with jarritos fruit punch and a blue curacao float
BLACK VOLCANO
A uniquely great combination of our Original Margarita and Shiner Black beer
SANTA ANNA
Our Original Margarita with a Mexican Pepsi Bottle and a floater of Seagrams 7
SELENARITA
Our frozen Sangria Margarita and a Corona, for the Queen of Cumbia
STRAWBEERY FIELDS
Our frozen strawberry margarita combined with your choice of beer
CACTUS PATCH
Our frozen Prickly Pear margarita combined with your choice of beer
THE CATALINA
A Peach Schnapps and Blue Curacao mixed frozen margarita combined with your choice of beer
MONTE NEGRO
The bold combination of our Original Margarita and Negro Modelo
ON THE SHELF
House Liquors and Liqueurs: Single: $5.75 / Double: $7.75
Vodka, Rum, Tequila, Whiskey, Bourbon, Gin, Peach, Melon, Amaretto, Raspberry, Blue Curacao, Creme de Menthe, Watermelon
Premium Liquors and Liqueurs: Single: $6.75 / Double: $9.75
TEQUILA: Cuervo Gold, El Jimador Reposado
WHISKEY AND BOURBON:Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Seagram's 7
VODKA: Absolut, Tito's, Effen Cucumber, UV Cake
LIQUEURS:Carolan's Irish Cream, Kahlua, Jagermeister, Fireball
RUM: Bacardi, 151, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Malibu Coconut
GIN: Tanqueray, Bombay Sapphire
Super Premium Liquors and Liqueurs: (Prices Vary)
Patron Silver, Cazadores, Herradura Anejo, 1800 Silver, Don Julio Silver, Sauza Hornitos Reposado, Grey Goose, Crown Royal, Jameson, Buchanan's, Johnny Walker Black, Grand Marnier, Cointreau, Hennessy, Maker's Mark
TRADITIONAL LIME MARGARITAS
Margaritas available frozen or on the rocks. Frozen Top-Sehlf margaritas may come out slushly or appear melted.
Add an extra shot of house tequila to your 14oz margarita for $2
THE ORIGINAL MARGARITA | $9.00 / $16.00
Tequila, triple sec, and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
EL JIMADOR MARGARITA | $10.00 / $19.00
El Jimador Reposado, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
CUERVO RITA | $11.00 / $21.00
Cuervo Gold, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
1800 RITA | $12.00 / $23.00
1800 Silver, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
HORNI RITA | $13.00 / $25.00
Sauza Hornitos Reposado, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
CAZA RITA | $14.00 / $27.00
Cazadores Reposado, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix - 14oz / 32oz
FLAVORED MARGARITAS
We serve our flavors with our frozen orginal margarita. The restaurant has a no return policy on flavors or floats added to rocks or top-shelf margaritas.
14oz - $9.75 32oz - $18.00
Flavors are as follows: STRAWBERRY • TROPICAL • PRICKLY PEAR • JALAPENO • CHAMOY • SANGRIA • CUCUMBER • BLUE CURACAO • MELON • WATERMELON • PEACH • COCONUT • ITALIAN
DRAFT BEERS
16oz 32oz
LONE STAR: The National Beer of Texas is golden lager - 16oz $4.25 / 32oz $8.00
SHINER BOCK: A great dark Texas beer that is loved by all - 16oz $4.50 / 32oz $8.00
BUD LIGHT: Enjoy a nice cold bud light on draft - 16oz $5.25 / 32oz $9.50
DOS EQUIS LAGER: (Mexico) One of Mexico's best known beers - 16oz $5.25 / 32oz $9.50
TECATE LIGHT: (Mexico) A pale lager con sabor y caracter - 16oz $4.25 / 32oz $8.00
BOTTLED BEERS
Get a shot of house liquor with your bottled beer for $3.00
ALAMO BEER (San Antonio)
This locally brewed golden ale is Hank Hill's favorite - 12oz $5.00
BUD LIGHT
Be yourself and make it a Bud Light - 12oz $5.00
COORS LIGHT
The Silver Bullet - 12oz $4.50
MILLER LITE
Triple hops brewed - 12oz $4.50
MICHELOB ULTRA
A low carb & low calorie light beer - 12oz $5.25
DOS XX (Mexico)
The beer of choice for the most interesting man in the world - 12oz $5.00
CARTA BLANCA (Mexico)
A golden lager that is one of Mexico's beloved beers - 12oz $5.00
CORONA
Miles away from ordinary - 12oz $5.50
TECATE
(Mexico) A pale lager served in the traditional can - 12oz $5.00
SHINER BLACK
A Bohemian style black lager - 12oz $5.00
MODELO ESPECIAL
A crisp, clean, and refreshing lager - 12oz $5.00
NEGRO MODELO
A medium-bodied, rich and toasty dark beer - 12oz $5.00
MICHELADA
Turn any bottled beer to this Mexican favorite. We provide the ice-cold glass, Clamato, limes, Tabasco, and Worcestershire. You mix it to your liking - $2.00
WINE
Red: A lovely smooth and Argentine Malbec - Glass $6.50 / Bottle $25.00
White: A refreshing Chardonnay that will nicely complement your meal - Glass $7.00 / Bottle $27.00
Sangria: Glass $6.50 / Bottle $25.00
CHAMPAGNE: A sparkling wine from California that can be enjoyed on its own or as a mimosa - Glass $7.00 / Bottle $27.00
Be sure to ask your server about any daily specials we may have
BEVERAGES
(Non-Alcoholic)
SODAS | 2.99
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Sierra Mist, Cherry Pepsi, Big Red, Root Beer, Lemonade
BOTTLED SODAS | 2.99
Pineapple, Fruit Punch, Mexican Mineral Water
BOTTLED WATER | 3.29
COFFEE, MILK, HOT COCOA | 2.99
TEA | 2.99
Sweet or unsweet
HORCHATA | 2.99
No refills
VIRGIN COLADAS | 6.99
VIRGIN MARGARITAS | 4.19
FRUIT JUICES | 3.19
Apple, Cranberry, Grapefruit, Orange, Pineapple, Tomato or Clamato
Desserts
SOPAPILLAS
5 Mexican-style cinnamon beignets served with honey
Full Order | 5.99
FLAN HEROICO | 6.99
A luscious, smooth cream cheese flan with caramel and sugared pecans
KANGAROO COURT CHEESE CAKE | 7.99
"World Famous since 1968"
Enjoy your cheese cake with
Goldbrick Chocolate Sauce Topping | 1.99
Strawberry or Caramel Sauce Topping | 1.29
- Please inform your server of any food allergy concerns you may have.
- No personal checks, prepaid cards or gift cards are accepted.
- The entire restaurant is a non-smoking establishment.
- Please expect a delay when processing separate checks or credit card purchases.
- Proper personal identification is required for all non-cash transactions.
- You must be 21 years old to purchase or consume alcohol in this establishment.
- If you over indulge, designated drivers can be arranged.
- Parents, be aware that crowded conditions and the large size of this building can create hazards for children; therefore, they should be supervised at all times.
- We accept Visa, Master Card, American Express, Discover, & Diners Club.