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Open 24 hrs

An 18% Gratuity is added to parties of six or more persons.

We are available for catering and private parties. For information, ask your server or call our offices at (210) 224-9051.

¡Please don't feed the birds!

 

Botanas

Chips and salsa are complimentary, but are limited to two servings per table. Additional servings for 1.99

LA PACHANGA | 11.99
2 Crispy beef tacos, 4 mini chicken flautas, and a bowl of chile con queso

NACHOS TRADICIONALES | 8.99
8 Bean and cheese nachos served with a side of guacamole
Add grilled chicken | 1.99
Add grilled beef or combo | 2.49

FLAUTA APPETIZER | 6.99
6 Mini chicken flautas served with chile con queso, and guacamole

GUACAMOLE & CHIPS | 8.99
Mashed avocado with tomato, cilantro, limes, and chips

THE DOUBLE DIP | 12.99
A plate with one bowl of chile con queso and one bowl of guacamole

THE THREE AMIGOS | 13.99
6 Mini Chicken Flautas, bowl of queso, bowl of guacamole and side of sour cream


Platos Tejanos

Served with rice and refried beans

THE ORIGINAL 1899 REGULAR SUPPER | 10.99
1 Cheese enchilada, 1 tamale and chili con carne

ESPECIAL DE SALTILLO | 12.99
Beef enchilada, cheese enchilada, and a crispy beef taco

QUESADILLA
Large grilled flour tortilla filled with cheese and your choice of beef or chicken served with guacamole and sour cream

Cheese 9.99 | Chicken 10.99 | Beef or Combo 12.99

EL ALAMO | 10.99
1 Cheese enchilada, 1 crispy beef taco

FLAUTA PLATTER | 10.99
4 Rolled chicken flutes, served with chile con queso and guacamole on the side

CARNE GUISADA | 13.99
Braised beef tiops in a savory Mexican style gravy, served with tortillas


 

Para Los Niños

Children under 12

CHICKEN, BEAN AND CHEESE NACHOS | 7.99

CHEESE BURGER | 7.49
Served with fries

CHEESE QUESADILLA, CHEESE ENCHILADA, OR BEEF TACO | 6.99
With rice and beans

VIRGIN STRAWBERRY & PIÑA COLADAS | 5.99


Sides

GUACAMOLE | 2.99

SOUR CREAM | 1.99

PICO DE GALLO | 2.29

SLICED AVOCADO | 3.29

CHEESE | 2.29

BEANS | 2.29

RICE | 2.29

CALABACITA | 2.29

FRENCH FRIES | 2.19


 

The Lighter Side

TACO SALAD | 10.99
Served with guacamole, pico de gallo, sour cream and cheese with your choice of grilled chicken or grilled beef - 12.99

CHALUPAS COMPUESTAS | 10.99
2 Chalupas with refried beans, your choice of chicken or beef, lettuce, tomato, and cheese, served with guacamole and sour cream

CHALUPAS DE GUACAMOLE | 10.99
2 Guacamole chalupas, lettuce, cheese and pico de gallo

RELLENO VERDURA | 10.99
A poblano pepper filled with calabasita and topped with ranchero sauce and cheese, served with potatoes, black beans, guacamole, and pico de gallo

BURRITO DE CALABACITA | 10.99
A large flour tortilla filled with calabacita, potatoes and black beans, topped with ranchero sauce and melted cheese, guacamole on side


 

No substitutions or modifications.
Please inform your server of any food allergies you may have. Please keep in mind due to different food items sharing cooking & preparation areas, we are unable to guarantee that any menu item can be completely free of allergens.

Party rooms are available, inquire with your server.

We serve groups up to 500 people.

 

Especialidades Tejanas

All served with rice, borracho beans and calabacita

CHILES RELLENOS | 16.99
2 Poblano peppers, 1 beef, 1 chicken, covered with ranchero sauce and cheese

LA TAQUERIA | 14.99
2 Cheese enchiladas and a helping of savory carne guisada, served with tortillas

SAN ANTONIO FIESTA | 14.99
1 Enchilada verde, 1 cheese enchilada, a crispy beef taco and a tamale

TACOS AL CARBON | 13.99
2 Tacos made with succulent cuts of grilled beef, nestled in corn tortillas and served with pico de gallo and guacamole

 

Enchiladas Tejanas

Hand rolled to order, served with rice and refried beans

ENCHILADAS DE QUESO | 10.99
2 Cheese enchiladas topped with our enchilada sauce and cheese

ENCHILADAS RANCHERAS | 11.49
2 Chicken enchiladas topped with our ranchero sauce and cheese

ENCHILADAS DE CARNE | 11.99
2 Beef picadillo enchiladas topped with our enchilada sauce and cheese

ENCHILADAS SUIZAS | 11.99
2 Chicken enchiladas topped with our zesty cilantro cream cheese sauce

ENCHILADAS VERDES | 11.99
2 Chicken enchiladas topped with tomatillo sauce, cheese and sour cream

 

Fajitas

Served with guacamole, sour cream, cheese and pico de gallo

FAJITA PLATE
Choice of grilled chicken, beef or combination, topped with bell peppers and onions served with rice and borracho beans
Chicken Fajita | 17.99
Beef Fajita or Combination | 19.99

FAJITA FIESTA | 39.99
For 2 or 3 people - A generous portion of beef and chicken fajitas and a plate of 4 flautas and 2 crispy beef tacos, served with rice and borracho beans

 

Tacos y Burritos

ROLLED BEEF TACOS (TEXAS STYLE) | 10.99
2 Rolled corn tacos filled with picadillo covered with ranchero sauce served with lettuce, tomato, rice and refried beans

ROLLED CHICKEN TACOS (TEXAS STYLE) | 9.99
2 Rolled corn tacos with shredded chicken, served with ranchero sauce, lettuce, tomato, rice and refried beans

BURRITO GIGANTE | 11.99
Filled with chicken, beans, rice, and topped with enchilada sauce and cheese

CRISPY TACO PLATE | 9.99
2 Beef or chicken tacos served with tomato, lettuce, cheese, rice and refried beans

BURRITO DEL RIO | 12.99
Filled with picadillo, beans, rice and topped with enchilada sauce and cheese

CHIMICHANGA | 12.99
Fried flour tortilla filled with chicken & poblano peppers, topped with chile con carne and cheese. Served on a bed of refried beans and rice

EL CHOLO LOCO | 31.99
Giant burrito with rice, beans, chicken or carne guisada, topped with enchilada sauce and cheese. If you finish ALL of the burrito by YOURSELF in 30 minutes or less, then IT'S FREE!!

Warning: This challenge is NOT for the faint of heart. You order it, you bought it.

An 18% gratuity is added to checks of parties of 6 or more. Please inform your server if something you would like is not on the menu. We will accommodate you as best as we can.

Breakfast on the River

SKIRT & EGGS | 11.99
Two eggs, over easy or scrambled, and a fire grilled fajita steak, served with refried beans and potatoes

TEJANO BREAKFAST | 10.99
Two scrambled eggs, two pancakes, bacon and potatoes

CHILAQUILES ESTILO TEJANO | 9.99
Scrambled eggs mixed with corn chips and pico de gallo, topped with ranchero sauce & melted cheese, served with refried beans and potatoes

HUEVOS RANCHEROS | 9.99
Two eggs, over easy or scrambled, topped with ranchero sauce, served with refried beans and potatoes

MIGAS ESTILO TEJANO | 9.99
Scrambled eggs with corn chips, topped with melted Monterrey Jack cheese, served with refried beans and potatoes

CHORIZO CON HUEVO | 9.99
Scrambled eggs mixed with spicy Mexican sausage, served with refried beans and potatoes

BREAKFAST BURRITO | 9.99
10" flour tortilla filled with eggs, bacon, cheese, potatoes, and served with pico de gallo

CARNE GUISADA | 11.99
Tender beef tips served with refried beans and potatoes

PANCAKES | 9.99
3 Buttermilk pancakes, served with butter, syrup, and two strips of bacon

FRENCH TOAST | 8.99
2 Grilled slices of Texas toast, topped with pecans and whipped cream

SAUSAGE & EGG | 9.99
Scrambled eggs mixed with sausage, served with potatoes and refried beans

CHILDREN'S BREAKFAST | 6.99
Scrambled eggs with your choice of pancake or French toast

 

Tacos

SAUSAGE AND EGG | 2.79

BACON AND EGG | 2.79

CHORIZO AND EGG | 2.79

CARNE GUISADA | 2.99

POTATO AND EGG | 2.59

BEAN AND CHEESE | 1.99

TACO ORIGINAL | 3.29
Filled with potatoes, egg, bacon & cheese

 

Side Orders

CANTALOUPE AND HONEYDEW FRUIT BOWL | 4.59

ONE EGG | 2.29

TOAST | 2.69

BACON OR SAUSAGE | 2.49

BREAKFAST POTATOES | 1.99

REFRIED BEANS | 2.29

 

Coladas

All Coladas are 14 oz, made with cream of coconut and pineapple juice. Add an extra shot of house rum to your 14 oz volada for $2

*Indicates a colada that can be made as a virgin drink

PIÑA COLADA * | 7.50
House rum blended with our colada

STRAWBERRY COLADA* | 8.50
House rum, strawberries and colada

MALIBU COLADA | 8.50
Malibu Rum blended with our colada


Shots

RAGING PUERTO RICAN | 5
101, 99 banana liqueur and pineapple juice

BIRTHDAY CAKE | 5
UV Cake vodka, raspberry schnapps and pineapple juice

ZOOLANDER | 5
Vodka, peach schnapps, and amaretto

SNAFU | 7
Jagermeister and Goldschlager

FUBAR | 7
Tequila, Jagermeister and Goldschlager

UPSIDE-DOWN PINEAPPLE CAKE | 5
UV Cake vodka, Pineapple juice

BUTTERY NUT | 5
Butterscotch & Amaretto


 

Coffees and Creams After Dinner

WHITE RUSSIAN 10oz | $7
Vodka, Kahlua, and cream

COLORADO BULLDOG 14oz | $7
Vodka, Kahlua, cream and a splash of Coke

ORIGINAL COFFEE ROYAL 10oz | $7
Coffee Irish Cream, and whipped cream

IRISH COFFEE 10oz | $7
Irish Whiskey, hot coffee topped, and whipped cream

MEXICAN COFFEE 10oz | $7
Kahlua, hot coffee, and whipped cream

 

Beer-Ritas

Enjoy our 32oz house margarita, frozen or on the rocks, with your choice of beer stuck in head first (prices vary)

Beer-ritas can be top-shelf, but they are charged as a top-shelf margarita plus the beer.

Any non-alcoholic flavor can be added to your frozen dos-a-rita for one dollar extra.

DOS-A-RITA | $18
Enjoy our 32oz margarita frozen or on the rocks, with your choice of beer stuck in head first

DAVY CROCKETT | $18
Combine Alamo beer with our frozen margarita and enjoy

TROPICAL CHAMOY | $19
A blend of mangopineapple and chamoy with choice of Dos XX or any other beer

DRUNK SLUSH | $18
Frozen margarita with jarritos pineapple and a float of amaretto liqueur

LA QUINCEAÑERA | $18
Frozen margarita with jarritos fruit punch and a blue curaçao float

 

Tequila Cocktails

Add a house shot of liquor for $2 to any 12oz or 14 oz cocktail

THE BULL 14oz | 6.50
Tequila, beer & sprite

EL TORO 14oz | 6.50
Tequila, beer, strawberry, and sweet and sour mix

LONG ISLAND TEA 14oz | 7.50
Tequila, rum, gin, vodka and triple sweet & sour mix with a splash of cola

SHARK ATTACK 12oz | 6.50
Tequila, rum, pineapple & orange juice with a splash of grenadine


Cocktails

Add an extra shot of any house liquor to you 12oz or 14oz cocktail for $2

MALIBU PUNCH 12oz | 6.50
Malibu rum, pineapple juice, grenadine with a splash of orange juice

BLUE HAWAIIAN 12oz | 6.50
Rum, Blue Curacao, pineapple juice and a splash of coconut cream

RAY BREEZE 12oz | 6.00
Rum, cranberry, and pineapple juice

BLOODY MARY 14oz 7.00 | 32oz 13.50
Vodka and Zing Zang bloody mary mix


 

On the Shelf

House Liquors and Liqueurs: Single 5.25 | Double 7.25

Vodka, Rum, Tequila, Whiskey, Bourbon, Gin, Peach, Melon, Amaretto, Raspberry, Blue Curaçao, Crème de Menthe, Watermelon

Premium Liquors and Liqueurs: Single 5.25 | Double 7.25

TEQUILA: Cuervo Gold, El Jimador Reposado

VODKA: Absolut, Tito's, Skyy, UV Cake

RUM: Bacardi, 151, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Malibu Coconut

GIN: Tanqueray, Beefeater, Bombay Sapphire

WHISKEY AND BOURBON: Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Wild Turkey 101, Seagram's 7

LIQUEURS: Presidente, 99 Banana, Southern Comfort, Carolan's Irish Cream. Kahlua, Jägermeister, Goldschlager, Fireball

 

Super Premium Liquors and Liqueurs: (Prices Vary)

Grey Goose, Crown Royal, Jameson. Chivas Regal, Glenlivet, Buchanan's, Johnny Walker Black, Grand Marnier, Cointreau, Courvoisier V.S.O.P.


Traditional Lime Margaritas

Margaritas available frozen or on the rocks. Frozen Top-Shelf margaritas may come out slushy or appear melted.

Add an extra shot of house tequila to your 14oz margarita for $2.

THE ORIGINAL MARGARITA 14oz 8 | 32oz 15
Tequila, triple sec, and sweet and sour mix

EL JIMADOR MARGARITA 14oz 10 | 32oz 19
El Jimador Reposado, Gran Gala and mix

CUERVO RITA 14oz 11 | 32oz 21
Cuervo Gold, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix

1800 RITA 14oz 12 | 32oz 23
1800 Silver Grand Gala and sweet and sour mix

CAZA RITA 14oz 13 | 32oz 25
Cazadores Reposado, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix

 

Flavored Margaritas

We serve our flavors with our frozen original margarita. The restaurant has a no return policy on flavors or floats added to rocks or top-shelf margaritas. 14oz 9 | 32oz 17

STRAWBERRY | TROPICAL | PRICKLY PEAR | JALAPEÑO | CHAMOY | SANGRIA | RASPBERRY | BLUE CURACAO | MELON | BANANA | WATERMELON | PEACH | COCONUT |ITALIAN

 

Draft Beers

Get a shot of house liquor with your 15oz draft for $2

 

15oz

32oz

LONE STAR
The National Beer of Texas is a golden lager

4.25

8.00

SHINER BOCK
A great dark Texas beer that is loved by all

4.50 8.00

BUD LIGHT
Enjoy nice cold Bud Light on draft

5.25 9.50

DOS EQUIS
(Mexico) A crisp lager that is one of Mexico's best known beers

5.25 9.50

TECATE LIGHT
(Mexico) A pale lager con sabor y carácter

4.25 8.00

Bottled Beers

Get a shot of house liquor with your bottled beer for $2

ALAMO BEER (San Antonio) 12oz | 5.00
This locally brewed golden ale is Hank Hill's favorite

BUD LIGHT 12oz | 5.00
Be yourself and make it a Bud Light

COORS LIGHT 12oz | 4.50
The Silver Bullet

MILLER LIGHT 12oz | 4.50
Triple hops brewed

MICHELOB ULTRA 12oz | 5.25
A low carb & low calorie light beer

DOS XX (Mexico) 12oz | 5.00
The beer of choice for the most interesting man in the world

CARTA BLANCA (Mexico) 12oz | 5.00
A golden lager that is one of Mexico's most beloved beers

CORONA 12oz | 5.50
Miles away from ordinary

TECATE (Mexico) 12oz | 5.00
A pale lager served in the traditional can

MICHELADA
Turn any bottled beer to this Mexican favorite. We provide the ice-cold glass, Clamato, limes Tabasco, and Worcestershire. You mix it to your liking | 1.00

 

Wine

Red

FINCA FLICHMAN  Glass 6.50 | Bottle 25
A lovely and smooth Argentine red

Blush

FALL CREEK BLUSH Glass 6 | Bottle 23
A refreshing blush from Austin, Texas

White

MARK WEST CHARDONNAY Glass 7 | Bottle 27
A refreshing white that will nicely complement your meal

METHODE CHAMPAGNOISE | Bottle 25
J Roget - A sparkling wine from California

 

Monday through Saturday, this restaurant begins the sale of alcohol at 9am. Sunday, alcohol sales begin at noon. 10am if alcohol is ordered with food.

Last call is at 1:30am. No pitchers, large margaritas, or Dos-a-ritas during last call. Due to Texas Law, all alcoholic beverages must be removed from all tables by 2:15.


  • You must be 21 to consume alcohol in this establishment.
  • City ordinance prohibits smoking anywhere in the restaurant.
  • If you over indulge, we will gladly call a taxi for you.
  • Please inform your server of any food allergy concerns you have.
  • We accept Visa, Master Card, American Express, & Discover.
  • No personal checks, Debit transactions, Pre-paid cards, or gift cards are accepted. Please expect a delay when processing separate checks.

We include an 18% gratuity to parties of six or more people.

We are available for catering and private parties.

For information, ask your server or call our offices at (210) 224-9051.

Breakfast on the River

SKIRT & EGGS | 11.99
Two eggs, over easy or scrambled, and a fire grilled fajita steak, served with refried beans and potatoes

TEJANO BREAKFAST | 10.99
Two scrambled eggs, two pancakes, bacon and potatoes

CHILAQUILES ESTILO TEJANO | 9.99
Scrambled eggs mixed with corn chips and pico de gallo, topped with ranchero sauce & melted cheese, served with refried beans and potatoes

HUEVOS RANCHEROS | 9.99
Two eggs, over easy or scrambled, topped with ranchero sauce, served with refried beans and potatoes

MIGAS ESTILO TEJANO | 9.99
Scrambled eggs with corn chips, topped with melted Monterrey Jack cheese, served with refried beans and potatoes

CHORIZO CON HUEVO | 9.99
Scrambled eggs mixed with spicy Mexican sausage, served with refried beans and potatoes

BREAKFAST BURRITO | 9.99
10" flour tortilla filled with eggs, bacon, cheese, potatoes, and served with pico de gallo

CARNE GUISADA | 11.99
Tender beef tips served with refried beans and potatoes

PANCAKES | 9.99
3 Buttermilk pancakes, served with butter, syrup, and two strips of bacon

FRENCH TOAST | 8.99
2 Grilled slices of Texas toast, topped with pecans and whipped cream

SAUSAGE & EGG | 9.99
Scrambled eggs mixed with sausage, served with potatoes and refried beans

CHILDREN'S BREAKFAST | 6.99
Scrambled eggs with your choice of pancake or French toast

 

Tacos

SAUSAGE AND EGG | 2.79

BACON AND EGG | 2.79

CHORIZO AND EGG | 2.79

CARNE GUISADA | 2.99

POTATO AND EGG | 2.59

BEAN AND CHEESE | 1.99

TACO ORIGINAL | 3.29
Filled with potatoes, egg, bacon & cheese

 

Side Orders

CANTALOUPE AND HONEYDEW FRUIT BOWL | 4.59

ONE EGG | 2.29

TOAST | 2.69

BACON OR SAUSAGE | 2.49

BREAKFAST POTATOES | 1.99

REFRIED BEANS | 2.29

 

Coladas

All Coladas are 14 oz, made with cream of coconut and pineapple juice. Add an extra shot of house rum to your 14 oz volada for $2

*Indicates a colada that can be made as a virgin drink

PIÑA COLADA * | 7.50
House rum blended with our colada

STRAWBERRY COLADA* | 8.50
House rum, strawberries and colada

MALIBU COLADA | 8.50
Malibu Rum blended with our colada


Shots

RAGING PUERTO RICAN | 5
101, 99 banana liqueur and pineapple juice

BIRTHDAY CAKE | 5
UV Cake vodka, raspberry schnapps and pineapple juice

ZOOLANDER | 5
Vodka, peach schnapps, and amaretto

SNAFU | 7
Jagermeister and Goldschlager

FUBAR | 7
Tequila, Jagermeister and Goldschlager

UPSIDE-DOWN PINEAPPLE CAKE | 5
UV Cake vodka, Pineapple juice

BUTTERY NUT | 5
Butterscotch & Amaretto


 

Coffees and Creams After Dinner

WHITE RUSSIAN 10oz | $7
Vodka, Kahlua, and cream

COLORADO BULLDOG 14oz | $7
Vodka, Kahlua, cream and a splash of Coke

ORIGINAL COFFEE ROYAL 10oz | $7
Coffee Irish Cream, and whipped cream

IRISH COFFEE 10oz | $7
Irish Whiskey, hot coffee topped, and whipped cream

MEXICAN COFFEE 10oz | $7
Kahlua, hot coffee, and whipped cream

 

Beer-Ritas

Enjoy our 32oz house margarita, frozen or on the rocks, with your choice of beer stuck in head first (prices vary)

Beer-ritas can be top-shelf, but they are charged as a top-shelf margarita plus the beer.

Any non-alcoholic flavor can be added to your frozen dos-a-rita for one dollar extra.

DOS-A-RITA | $18
Enjoy our 32oz margarita frozen or on the rocks, with your choice of beer stuck in head first

DAVY CROCKETT | $18
Combine Alamo beer with our frozen margarita and enjoy

TROPICAL CHAMOY | $19
A blend of mangopineapple and chamoy with choice of Dos XX or any other beer

DRUNK SLUSH | $18
Frozen margarita with jarritos pineapple and a float of amaretto liqueur

LA QUINCEAÑERA | $18
Frozen margarita with jarritos fruit punch and a blue curaçao float

 

Tequila Cocktails

Add a house shot of liquor for $2 to any 12oz or 14 oz cocktail

THE BULL 14oz | 6.50
Tequila, beer & sprite

EL TORO 14oz | 6.50
Tequila, beer, strawberry, and sweet and sour mix

LONG ISLAND TEA 14oz | 7.50
Tequila, rum, gin, vodka and triple sweet & sour mix with a splash of cola

SHARK ATTACK 12oz | 6.50
Tequila, rum, pineapple & orange juice with a splash of grenadine


Cocktails

Add an extra shot of any house liquor to you 12oz or 14oz cocktail for $2

MALIBU PUNCH 12oz | 6.50
Malibu rum, pineapple juice, grenadine with a splash of orange juice

BLUE HAWAIIAN 12oz | 6.50
Rum, Blue Curacao, pineapple juice and a splash of coconut cream

RAY BREEZE 12oz | 6.00
Rum, cranberry, and pineapple juice

BLOODY MARY 14oz 7.00 | 32oz 13.50
Vodka and Zing Zang bloody mary mix


 

On the Shelf

House Liquors and Liqueurs: Single 5.25 | Double 7.25

Vodka, Rum, Tequila, Whiskey, Bourbon, Gin, Peach, Melon, Amaretto, Raspberry, Blue Curaçao, Crème de Menthe, Watermelon

Premium Liquors and Liqueurs: Single 5.25 | Double 7.25

TEQUILA: Cuervo Gold, El Jimador Reposado

VODKA: Absolut, Tito's, Skyy, UV Cake

RUM: Bacardi, 151, Captain Morgan Spiced Rum, Malibu Coconut

GIN: Tanqueray, Beefeater, Bombay Sapphire

WHISKEY AND BOURBON: Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Wild Turkey 101, Seagram's 7

LIQUEURS: Presidente, 99 Banana, Southern Comfort, Carolan's Irish Cream. Kahlua, Jägermeister, Goldschlager, Fireball

 

Super Premium Liquors and Liqueurs: (Prices Vary)

Grey Goose, Crown Royal, Jameson. Chivas Regal, Glenlivet, Buchanan's, Johnny Walker Black, Grand Marnier, Cointreau, Courvoisier V.S.O.P.


Traditional Lime Margaritas

Margaritas available frozen or on the rocks. Frozen Top-Shelf margaritas may come out slushy or appear melted.

Add an extra shot of house tequila to your 14oz margarita for $2.

THE ORIGINAL MARGARITA 14oz 8 | 32oz 15
Tequila, triple sec, and sweet and sour mix

EL JIMADOR MARGARITA 14oz 10 | 32oz 19
El Jimador Reposado, Gran Gala and mix

CUERVO RITA 14oz 11 | 32oz 21
Cuervo Gold, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix

1800 RITA 14oz 12 | 32oz 23
1800 Silver Grand Gala and sweet and sour mix

CAZA RITA 14oz 13 | 32oz 25
Cazadores Reposado, Gran Gala and sweet and sour mix

 

Flavored Margaritas

We serve our flavors with our frozen original margarita. The restaurant has a no return policy on flavors or floats added to rocks or top-shelf margaritas. 14oz 9 | 32oz 17

STRAWBERRY | TROPICAL | PRICKLY PEAR | JALAPEÑO | CHAMOY | SANGRIA | RASPBERRY | BLUE CURACAO | MELON | BANANA | WATERMELON | PEACH | COCONUT |ITALIAN

 

Draft Beers

Get a shot of house liquor with your 15oz draft for $2

 

15oz

32oz

LONE STAR
The National Beer of Texas is a golden lager

4.25

8.00

SHINER BOCK
A great dark Texas beer that is loved by all

4.50 8.00

BUD LIGHT
Enjoy nice cold Bud Light on draft

5.25 9.50

DOS EQUIS
(Mexico) A crisp lager that is one of Mexico's best known beers

5.25 9.50

TECATE LIGHT
(Mexico) A pale lager con sabor y carácter

4.25 8.00

Bottled Beers

Get a shot of house liquor with your bottled beer for $2

ALAMO BEER (San Antonio) 12oz | 5.00
This locally brewed golden ale is Hank Hill's favorite

BUD LIGHT 12oz | 5.00
Be yourself and make it a Bud Light

COORS LIGHT 12oz | 4.50
The Silver Bullet

MILLER LIGHT 12oz | 4.50
Triple hops brewed

MICHELOB ULTRA 12oz | 5.25
A low carb & low calorie light beer

DOS XX (Mexico) 12oz | 5.00
The beer of choice for the most interesting man in the world

CARTA BLANCA (Mexico) 12oz | 5.00
A golden lager that is one of Mexico's most beloved beers

CORONA 12oz | 5.50
Miles away from ordinary

TECATE (Mexico) 12oz | 5.00
A pale lager served in the traditional can

MICHELADA
Turn any bottled beer to this Mexican favorite. We provide the ice-cold glass, Clamato, limes Tabasco, and Worcestershire. You mix it to your liking | 1.00

 

Wine

Red

FINCA FLICHMAN  Glass 6.50 | Bottle 25
A lovely and smooth Argentine red

Blush

FALL CREEK BLUSH Glass 6 | Bottle 23
A refreshing blush from Austin, Texas

White

MARK WEST CHARDONNAY Glass 7 | Bottle 27
A refreshing white that will nicely complement your meal

METHODE CHAMPAGNOISE | Bottle 25
J Roget - A sparkling wine from California

 

Monday through Saturday, this restaurant begins the sale of alcohol at 9am. Sunday, alcohol sales begin at noon. 10am if alcohol is ordered with food.

Last call is at 1:30am. No pitchers, large margaritas, or Dos-a-ritas during last call. Due to Texas Law, all alcoholic beverages must be removed from all tables by 2:15.


  • You must be 21 to consume alcohol in this establishment.
  • City ordinance prohibits smoking anywhere in the restaurant.
  • If you over indulge, we will gladly call a taxi for you.
  • Please inform your server of any food allergy concerns you have.
  • We accept Visa, Master Card, American Express, & Discover.
  • No personal checks, Debit transactions, Pre-paid cards, or gift cards are accepted. Please expect a delay when processing separate checks.

We include an 18% gratuity to parties of six or more people.

We are available for catering and private parties.

For information, ask your server or call our offices at (210) 224-9051.

HAPPY HOUR

EVERY DAY 12PM - 6PM

THE ORIGINAL MARGARITA
Served frozen or on the rocks
8oz | 4.00

LONE STAR DRAFT
A locally brewed golden lager
15oz | 2.50

TECATE
The famous Mexican lager served in a can
12oz | 2.50

TECATE LIGHT DRAFT
A pale savory con sabor y carácter
15oz | 3.50

CARTA BLANCA
A great Mexican lager to be enjoyed ice cold
12oz | 2.50

MIMOSA
Champagne and orange juice
8oz | 3.00

Be sure to ask your server about any daily specials we may have


BEVERAGES
(Non-Alcoholic)

SODAS | 2.49
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Sierra Mist, Cherry Pepsi, Big Red, Root Beer, Lemonade

BOTTLED SODAS | 2.99
Pineapple, Fruit Punch, Mexican Mineral Water

BOTTLED WATER | 1.89

COFFEE, MILK, HOT COCOA | 2.69

TEA | 2.29
Sweet or unsweet

HORCHATA | 2.99
No refills

VIRGIN COLADAS | 5.99

VIRGIN MARGARITAS | 2.99

FRUIT JUICES | 2.99
Apple, Cranberry, Grapefruit. Orange, Pineapple, Tomato or Clamato


Desserts

SOPAPILLAS
4 Mexican-style cinnamon beignets served with honey
1/2 order | 2.99
Full Order | 4.99

FLAN HEROICO | 6.99
A luscious, smooth cream cheese flan with caramel and sugared pecans

KANGAROO COURT CHEESE CAKE | 7.99
"World Famous since 1968"

Enjoy your cheese cake with
Goldbrick Chocolate Sauce Topping | 1.99
Strawberry or Caramel Sauce Topping | .99


  • Please inform your server of any food allergy concerns you may have.
  • No personal checks, prepaid cards or gift cards are accepted.
  • The entire restaurant is a non-smoking establishment.
  • Please expect a delay when processing separate checks or credit card purchases.
  • Proper personal identification is required for all non-cash transactions.
  • You must be 21 years old to purchase or consume alcohol in this establishment.
  • If you over indulge, designated drivers can be arranged.
  • Parents, be aware that crowded conditions and the large size of this building can create hazards for children; therefore, they should be supervised at all times.
  • We accept Visa, Master Card, American Express, Discover, & Diners Club.